After Portia

Not all lesbians take themselves so seriously.

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AHHHHHHH!!!!

QUESTION: How is it that you can just stick Regina Spektor in front of a house with a boombox purse and make the BEST VIDEO EVER?

ANSWER: Because I want to marry Regina Spektor, that’s how.

“I went walking through the city, like a drunk, but not, and my slip showed a little, like a drunk, but not…”

Everyone, please go out and buy every one of Regina Spektor’s albums, including her newest one “Far”, which this song is from. She is an amazing lyricist/pianist/vocalist/composer. If it weren’t for Regina, Nina Simone and Ben Gibbard, I probably would never ever write anything ever.

If Regina were a religion, I’d be the motherf*ckin pope of that sh*t. I want to pack her in a pipe and smoke her, roll her in a tortilla and eat her. She makes me numb with joy.

And I firmly believe that if everyone listened to Miss Regina, this world would be a better place…

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The Seven Year Bitch...

Some people wonder why we ‘mos have such a contentious relationship with the world’s many organized religions. I think the final sentence in this report from CNN on the opposition in India to the parliament’s recent decriminalization of gay sex, a legal battle that took SEVEN YEARS to get to the country’s supreme court, where Section 377 of the nation’s penal code was ruled unconstitutional (that’s right, up until this year of 2009, private, consensual man-on-man lovemaking was a criminal act in India, one of the East’s more progressive-thinking nations). “Christian, Hindu, Muslim and Sikh leaders had warned that they will oppose moves to decriminalize homosexuality.” Does any religion out there like us perverts?

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“The Mighty Ducks didn’t disappoint Emilio Estevez, knaam sayin’?”

Why is this my first post on our new “gay girls have humor” blog?  Well, because I’m a huge fan of boobies, and this video’s got a ton of them.  Girls stretching?  Yes, that too.  Let’s just forget that it’s a video by new Canadian rapper, who I know as Jimmy “shot and ended up in a wheelchair” Brooks from Degrassi: The Next Generation.  Let’s also forget that my nemesis, Kanye West, directed this.  Just look at the beautiful girls stretching and jogging.

Take that, Sarah Warn.

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